Feel free to add your own in the comment section.
Olive oil is good for you
(it is; it also has 120 calories per tablespoon)
This pack’s only 100 calories
(that’s when you eat just 1, not 4)
It’s only 140 calories
(per serving! There were 3 serving in the pack – all gone!)
I’ll sweat this dessert off
(speed-walk for an hour, and it won’t make a dent)
(yeah, but did you look at the sugar?)
(did you look at the fat?)
It says no added sugar
(just evaporated cane juice and fruit juice concentrate. Who are you kidding?)
I found this miracle diet
(there are no miracle diets, silly)
Chocolate is good for your brain and can help you win a Nobel Prize
(brain candy is still candy. BTW, who pays for these studies?)
Wine is good for your heart
(it’s also bad for your liver, and has 120 calories a glass)
It was a small portion
(smaller than a mountain, for sure)
After this, I’ll eat nothing ‘till tomorrow
But I skipped breakfast!
(skipping breakfast awards no prizes)
The scale and your old clothes won’t lie, and on the other hand, some feasts are well worth their caloric price.
Have a happy and healthy Thanksgiving.